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Guitar jokes

Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?A: Pick on someone your own size!Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.Q: What do you call two guitarists playing in unison?A: Counterpoint.Q: How do you get a guitar player to play softer?A: Give him a sheet of music.Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?A: Would you like fries with that?Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!Q: What is the difference between a guitar and a tuna fish?A: You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

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