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* Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Corollary: You are never given enough time or money.* Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five.* Law of the Search: The first place to look for anything is the last place you would expect to find it.Corollary: It will not be in the last place you expect to find it.* Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation: The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.* The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay.* Miller's Law of Insurance: Insurance covers everything except what happens.* First Law of Living: As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing, you'll want to be doing something else.* Weiner's Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross-references.* Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness: Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any food that starts out soft will harden when stale.* Kenny's Law of Auto Repair: The part requiring the most consistent repair or replacement will be housed in the most inaccessible location.* Second Law of Business Meetings: If there are two possible ways to spell a person's name, you will pick the wrong one.Corollary - If there is only one way to spell a name, you will spell it wrong anyway.* The Grocery Bag Law: The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the market is hidden at the bottom of the grocery bag.* Yeager's Law: Washing machines break down only during the wash cycle.Corollary: All breakdowns occur on the plumber's day off.* Lampner's Law of Employment: When leaving work late, you will go unnoticed. When you leave work early, you will meet the boss in the parking lot.* Quile's Consultation Law: The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to deliver the services.* Loftus' Law: Some people manage by the book, even though they don't know who wrote the book or even which book it is.* Lovka's Dilemma: You never get away, you only get someplace else.
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