Jokes | Games Arcade | Popular Jokes |  Top Rated Jokes | Add Your Joke




Categories
 Animal Jokes
 Animal World
 April Fools Jokes
 At Work
 Aviation Jokes
 Bar Jokes
 Blonde Jokes
 Blonds
 Business Jokes
 Camping Jokes
 Celebrities
 Children
 Christmas Jokes
 Clean Jokes
 Comedian Jokes
 Common Jokes
 Computer Jokes
 Computers
 Computing Jokes
 Doctor Jokes
 Drunks
 Dumb Jokes
 Elderly
 Elderly Jokes
 Ethnic
 Ethnical Jokes
 Farming Jokes
 Festival Jokes
 Food Jokes
 Foreigners
 Free Jokes
 Funny Jokes
 Gender Jokes
 Golf Jokes
 Instrument Jokes
 Irish Jokes
 Job/Office Jokes
 Kids Jokes
 Language Jokes
 Lawyer Jokes
 Legal
 Marriage Jokes
 Medicine
 Men
 Men Jokes
 Military Jokes
 Miscellaneous
 Mixed Jokes
 Mom/Dad Jokes
 Other Jokes
 Ouch
 Police Jokes
 Political Jokes
 Politics
 Practical Jokes
 Real Jokes
 Red Indian Jokes
 Redneck Jokes
 Relationships
 Religion
 School
 Science
 Situations
 Sport Jokes
 Sports
 Stats/Math Jokes
 Travel
 Travel Jokes
 War
 Women
 Women Jokes
 Yo Mama Jokes
 More Jokes



Why you should learn to use algebra . . .

Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and cliches a new understanding can bereached of the secret to wealth and success.Here it goes. Knowledge is Power Time is Money and as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time.So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get: K = P (1) T = M (2) P = W/T (3)Now, do a few simple substitutions: Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields: K = W/T (4)Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields: K = W/M (5).Now we've got something. Expanding back into English, we get: Knowledge equals Work over Money.What this MEANS is that: 1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and 2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.Solving for Money, we get: M = W/K (6) Money equals Work Over Knowledge.From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardlessof the Work done.What THIS MEANS is: The More you Make, the Less you Know.Solving for Work, we get W = M K (7) Work equals Money times KnowledgeFrom equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.What THIS MEANS is: The stupid rich do little or no work.Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left as an exercise for thereader.
About this joke
Category At Work
Total Hits 232
Rating
Comments 0


Rate this joke





Sponsored Fun
Send this joke to your friends
Your Name:
Friend #1 email:
Friend #2 email:
Friend #3 email:
Friend #4 email:
Friend #5 email:
 
Leave your comment for this joke
Your Name *:
Email ID *:
Website:
Enter your comment
Enter the image below:
 
Comments for this joke