American University Grading Procedures • School • Super Funny Jokes Collection • Humour For You! • Super Funny Jokes Collection

Jokes | Games Arcade | Popular Jokes | Top Rated Jokes | Add Your Joke

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Bookmark Me!

American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at the AmericanUniversity grade their final exams:DEPT OF STATISTICS: - All grades are plotted along the normal bell curve.DEPT OF PSYCHOLOGY: - Students are asked to blot ink in their exam books, closethem and turn them in. The professor opens the books andassigns the first grade that comes to mind.DEPT OF HISTORY: - All students get the same grade they got last year.DEPT OF RELEGION: - Grade is determined by God.DEPT OF PHILOSOPHY: - What is a grade?LAW SCHOOL: - Students are asked to defend their position of why theyshould receive an A.DEPT OF MATHEMATICS: - Grades are variable.DEPT OF COMPUTER SCIENCE: - If and only if the student is present for the final andthe student has accumulated a passing grade then the studentwill receive an A else the student will not receive an A.MUSIC DEPARTMENT: - Each student must figure out his grade by listening to the instructor play the corresponding note (+ and - would be sharp and flat respectively).DEPT OF PHYSICAL EDUCATION: - Everybody gets an A.
About this joke
Category	School
Total Hits	533
Rating
Comments	0

Rate this joke

Sponsored Fun

Send this joke to your friends
Your Name:
Friend #1 email:
Friend #2 email:
Friend #3 email:
Friend #4 email:
Friend #5 email:

Leave your comment for this joke
Your Name *:
Email ID *:
Website:
Enter your comment
Enter the image below:

Comments for this joke
Your Ad Here