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Ten Signs That You're At A Bad Zoo
- |1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.2. The Bears exhibit is ... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Test ting lang
- Test ting lang din... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The 2 Hunters
- These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn't know what t... Read the whole joke |
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The amazing flying dog
- |A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small p... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The Bunny and the Snake
- Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a ... Read the whole joke |
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The Feline Diet
- |Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those us who have never h... Read the whole joke |
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The plumber has arrived
- |A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock. Ten o'clock came and went... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
The preacher buys a parrot
- |A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher.... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
The story of the bats
- |Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
The three legged chicken
- A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legg... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
There are no dogs allowed here
- A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
There was just a dog fight
- |A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?""Yeah, I do... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
These chickens want books
- |A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
They're boasting about race records
- |Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the l... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
This dog is acting bad
- |While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
This is one smart dog
- |A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a dog with a basket in its jaws co... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Three very tough mice
- |Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Two angry neighbors
- |Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teac... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Two fools are about to go flying
- |Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm... Read the whole joke |
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Two roaches having a discussion
- |Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaura... Read the whole joke |
