Animal World Jokes • Humour For You! • Super Funny Jokes Collection

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1	Want some chicken? - Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along sid... Read the whole joke
2	What are 3 problems about being an egg? - What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis ... Read the whole joke
3	What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg? - What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only ... Read the whole joke
4	What came first, the chicken or the egg? - What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I'd have to say it was the rooster!... Read the whole joke
5	What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? - What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.... Read the whole joke
6	What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7? - What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.... Read the whole joke
7	What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? - What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?"Dam".... Read the whole joke
8	What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel? - What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn... Read the whole joke
9	What do you call a dog with no legs? - What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by M... Read the whole joke
10	What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs? - What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky... Read the whole joke
11	What do you call a sleeping bull? - What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer... Read the whole joke
12	What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? - What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger... Read the whole joke
13	What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg? - What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.... Read the whole joke
14	What do you do with a dog with no legs? - What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.... Read the whole joke
15	What do you get if you sleep under a cow? - What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy... Read the whole joke
16	What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together? - Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit... Read the whole joke
17	What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl? - What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!... Read the whole joke
18	What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? - Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle wit... Read the whole joke
19	What does a lion call a antelope? - What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica... Read the whole joke
20	What does an elephant keep up its trunk? - What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard 'n' half o' snot!... Read the whole joke
21	What does an elephant use as a vibrator? - What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.... Read the whole joke
22	What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle? - What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!"... Read the whole joke
23	What has four legs and eight arms? - Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area.... Read the whole joke
24	What has two legs and bleeds? - What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.... Read the whole joke
25	What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? - What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.... Read the whole joke

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