Animal World Jokes • Humour For You! • Super Funny Jokes Collection

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1	What is grey and comes in quarts? - What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.... Read the whole joke
2	What is the difference between a dog and a fox? - What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.... Read the whole joke
3	What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito... - What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It's ass.... Read the whole joke
4	What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps? - What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!... Read the whole joke
5	What's brown and crispy on the outside... - What's brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A c... Read the whole joke
6	What's green and has wheels? - What's green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels... Read the whole joke
7	What's the biggest drawback in the jungle? - What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.... Read the whole joke
8	What's the difference between a bull and a cow? - What's the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.... Read the whole joke
9	What's the difference between a duck and a cow? - What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.... Read the whole joke
10	What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle? - What's the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you le... Read the whole joke
11	What's the worst thing about washing your cat? - Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.... Read the whole joke
12	Where do you find a no legged dog? - Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.... Read the whole joke
13	Why did the cactus cross the road? - Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie... Read the whole joke
14	Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of t... Read the whole joke
15	Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? - Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can.... Read the whole joke
16	Why do elephants have 4 feet? - Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.... Read the whole joke
17	Why do elephants paint thier testicles red? - A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What's t... Read the whole joke
18	Why do gorillas have big noses? - Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big finger... Read the whole joke
19	Why does a cow wear a bell? - Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!... Read the whole joke
20	Why does a dog lick his balls? - Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist.... Read the whole joke
21	Why does an elephant have four feet? - Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.... Read the whole joke
22	Why don't oysters give to charity? - Why don't oysters give to charity?Because they're shellfish.... Read the whole joke
23	Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? - Why'd the monkey fall outta the tree? 'cause he was dead...Why'd the other monkey fall outta the tre... Read the whole joke
24	Wife comes home to find the old man... - Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. "My God Henry", she screa... Read the whole joke

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