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The Perfect Worker
- The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cub... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day...
- The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his offic... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The Yuppette had risen to executive level...
- The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all. Hearing rumors about her... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
- Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I us... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Three envelopes
- A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepp... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one...
- Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple o... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Time to quit
- As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...
- Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was ma... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Tough sell
- Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Two Italian construction workers...
- Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the one says to ... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Understanding Your Paycheck
- Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERS... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Welfare office
- A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
What does it mean when the flag at the...
- What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half mast? They're hiring... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
- What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
What marketing is
- Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach h... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
- Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he doesn't have the charism... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about...
- When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle management ge... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Why I Fired My Secretary
- Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I though... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
- Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases a... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Work Environment
- Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODU... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Wrong floor
- Two accountants were discussing a colleague's interest in one of the firm's new secretaries. "I just... Read the whole joke |
