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Title |
| 1 |
Teaching the child
- |As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks th... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The blind skydiver
- |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The Christmas airport
- |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
The loss of engines
- |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The plane is crashing into the ocean
- |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
- |1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
The whole world could be happy
- |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
The world's smartest man?
- |A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane togethe... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
There are lawyers on the flight
- |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
There is a blond on the plane
- |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
There was a place crash in Poland
- |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
There's a parrot on the plane
- |On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Those raccoons are not luggage
- |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
- |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Training the blonde
- |An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying ... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Trouble with plane engines
- |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no... Read the whole joke |
