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| 1 |
The Bar Basement
- Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give y... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The Beer Prayer
- |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The customs of an Irishman
- |An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the ... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
the drunk contest
- A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it's... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The Hamster Show
- A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him someth... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
the knot
- A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't s... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
The number twelve goes to a bar
- |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
The story of a very short man
- |A man walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me two shots." Bartender says, "You want them bot... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
The wife is not speaking to me
- |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. A... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
There is a monkey in the bar
- |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is look... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
They are stopped by the police
- |John and Jessica were on their way home from the bar one night and John got pulled over by the poli... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
This pill allows you to fly
- |A man went into a bar in a high rise. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the win... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
This tells me that I must be drunk
- |A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Three vampires go to a bar
- |Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
- |10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz af... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Twelve Inch Pianist
- This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sit... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Two Irish Men in A bar
- There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting thing... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Two men walked into a bar
- |Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.... Read the whole joke |
