Blonds Jokes • Humour For You! • Super Funny Jokes Collection

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1	What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? - What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who th... Read the whole joke
2	What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life? - What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.... Read the whole joke
3	What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? - What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of mo... Read the whole joke
4	What did the blonde say... - What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wro... Read the whole joke
5	What do a moped and a blonde have in common? - What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on... Read the whole joke
6	What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? - What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia... Read the whole joke
7	What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? - What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!... Read the whole joke
8	What do you call a blonde in the freezer? - What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.... Read the whole joke
9	What do you call a blonde lesbian? - What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.... Read the whole joke
10	WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD? - WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M... Read the whole joke
11	What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet? - What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.... Read the whole joke
12	What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head? - What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.... Read the whole joke
13	What do you call a blonde with white eyes? - What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob... Read the whole joke
14	What do you call a brunette between two blondes? - What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.... Read the whole joke
15	What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? - What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.... Read the whole joke
16	What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? - What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wi... Read the whole joke
17	What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap?? - What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam... Read the whole joke
18	What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? - What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.... Read the whole joke
19	What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you? - What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.... Read the whole joke
20	What do you get when a blond stands on here head? - Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany... Read the whole joke
21	What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? - What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't d... Read the whole joke
22	What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape? - What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.... Read the whole joke
23	What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? - What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head.... Read the whole joke
24	What does a blond and a turtle have in common? - What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!... Read the whole joke
25	What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? - What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.... Read the whole joke

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