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| 1 |
Lick that
- Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. ... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Little Johnny -- being logical
- Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holdi... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
- Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, "Hey, Pop! What are you doin'?"His fathe... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Little Johnny comes home from school...
- Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
- Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of ... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...
- Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday after... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Little Johnny is coming home from the store...
- Little Johnny's is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other h... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...
- Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a wo... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
- Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he wa... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Little Johnny says to his mother...
- Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Woul... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Little Johnny tried out for the school play...
- Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:"Hark! A p... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
- Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Little Johnny was in class again...
- Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone "Can anyone tell me a sentence with the ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Little Johnny was late for school...
- Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,"Why are you late litt... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Little Johny being literal
- Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a living.Little Mary says: "My Dad is a... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...
- Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. "Daddy, what are those two... Read the whole joke |
