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Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
- |10. New seats would require everyone to have the same body size.9. We'd all have to switch to Micro... Read the whole joke |
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The 25 BBS Commandments
- |Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou shalt remember thy name and pass... Read the whole joke |
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The Borg versus Microsoft
- |Picard "Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg?... Read the whole joke |
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The computer prayer
- |Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by name; Thy code be clean, Thy ... Read the whole joke |
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The computer user's reboot poem
- |Don't you wish when life is badand things just don't compute,That all we really had to dowas stop a... Read the whole joke |
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The programmer's cheer
- |Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!... Read the whole joke |
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The system crash song
- |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey... Read the whole joke |
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The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
- |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception... Read the whole joke |
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The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
- |10. "Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?"9. One Secret Service a... Read the whole joke |
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The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
- |10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari... Read the whole joke |
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The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
- |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug... Read the whole joke |
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The Windows Rejection Song
- |Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don't people have any pride?Windows is useless, and designe... Read the whole joke |
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There was life before the computer
- |An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pia... Read the whole joke |
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Top nine reasons computers must be female
- |Picky, picky, picky. They hear what you say, but not what you mean. Beauty is only shell deep. When... Read the whole joke |
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Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
- |10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them. 8. The six front key... Read the whole joke |
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Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
- |10. Lower corner of screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it.9. It's celebrity spokesman is that ... Read the whole joke |
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Top Ten Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
- |10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea.9. Screwed up computers report EuroDisne... Read the whole joke |
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Twas the night before crisis
- |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse.... Read the whole joke |
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Type what I tell you
- |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file... Read the whole joke |
