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Title |
| 1 |
Waiting Room
- I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse wa... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
We are the best of friends
- |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I wou... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
We need to help these people
- |A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
What is your problem?
- |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
What should I do then?
- |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Why did the nurse go to art school?
- Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Will I live any longer?
- |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Will this operation hurt me at all?
- |Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brow... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Would you please do me a favor?
- |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul... Read the whole joke |
