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Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies...
- Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies.They would put them down somewhere and forge... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical...
- Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
- An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman in his new red Mercedes wen... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Take in a boarder
- An elderly man tells the Doctor he is planning on marrying a women of 30, and would he have any sugg... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife...
- The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when th... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
There was an old married couple that had happily...
- There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only f... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE...
- THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET. GERTRU... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue...
- This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above "You will live... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on...
- This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His wife said, "Where are you going ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test...
- Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to the first man, "What is thr... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Three old ladies are walking down the street...
- Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew, it's windy today!T... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Too much attention
- One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves her, hoping she ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus...
- Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front...
- Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to Sam, "Gee, we w... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
What's the best thing about turning 65?
- What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
- What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in t... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home...
- Willy's rolling down the hall of a retirement home actinglike he's driving a car, an orderly turns t... Read the whole joke |
