Legal Jokes • Humour For You! • Super Funny Jokes Collection

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1	What did the lawyer name his daughter? - What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.... Read the whole joke
2	What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? - What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.... Read the whole joke
3	What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? - What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.... Read the whole joke
4	What do you call an honest lawyer? - What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.... Read the whole joke
5	What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? - What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there's some things even a pig won't... Read the whole joke
6	What happens when a lawyer takes viagra? - What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill... Read the whole joke
7	What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? - What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberm... Read the whole joke
8	What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? - What's the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou ... Read the whole joke
9	What is the proper weight for an attorney? - What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!... Read the whole joke
10	What is the worst thing about our justice system? - What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people... Read the whole joke
11	What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.... Read the whole joke
12	Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche... - Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? - A porcupine has pr... Read the whole joke
13	Where lawers come from - An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "canyou get pregnant from anal i... Read the whole joke
14	Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground? - Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?Because deep down, they are really nice guys.... Read the whole joke
15	Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach? - Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!... Read the whole joke
16	Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek? - Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.... Read the whole joke
17	Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question... - Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ... Read the whole joke
18	Why won't sharks attack lawyers? - Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.... Read the whole joke

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