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| 1 |
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
- The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The bad news and the good news
- Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
- The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
- The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill sa... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The evils of marijuana
- A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
The medical student was asked four reasons...
- The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
The patient came into the doctor's office...
- The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
- There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
There was this man in a mental hospital...
- There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doc... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
- This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
- This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
This woman goes into a dentist's office...
- This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
- Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all go... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
- Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
- Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
- Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the ... Read the whole joke |
