Medicine Jokes • Humour For You! • Super Funny Jokes Collection

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1	What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool? - What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob... Read the whole joke
2	What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub? - What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry.... Read the whole joke
3	What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? - What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.... Read the whole joke
4	What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh? - What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.... Read the whole joke
5	What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? - What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.... Read the whole joke
6	What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant? - What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y... Read the whole joke
7	What should you give a man who has everything? - What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin... Read the whole joke
8	What's a definition of a gynecologist? - What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe... Read the whole joke
9	What's the definition of bravery? - What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!... Read the whole joke
10	What's the difference between an oral thermometer and... - What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.... Read the whole joke
11	Whats blue and does not fit any more? - Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic.... Read the whole joke
12	Where are the fingers? - Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al... Read the whole joke
13	Who's got my pen? - A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his... Read the whole joke
14	Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? - Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al... Read the whole joke
15	Will it hurt doctor? - Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'... Read the whole joke

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