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Accidents
- Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved.... Read the whole joke |
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Accidents near home
- What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved... Read the whole joke |
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Accountant Math!
- An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years ... Read the whole joke |
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Act of Generosity
- A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni... Read the whole joke |
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Act Religious
- A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of ... Read the whole joke |
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Actual Answer from a Medical Student
- While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. ?As you can se... Read the whole joke |
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Actual excuse notes to teachers!
- *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son is u... Read the whole joke |
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Actual product instructions.
- ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could ... Read the whole joke |
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Adam & Eve make a choice!
- God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have ... Read the whole joke |
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Adam Accused By Eve!
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few ... Read the whole joke |
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Adam and Eve.
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nig... Read the whole joke |
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Adam talks to God.
- One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men ... Read the whole joke |
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Adam was lonely.
- Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him... Read the whole joke |
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Addicted to AOL!
- 1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minut... Read the whole joke |
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Adjust the Chair
- A lady goes to the dentist. In the chair, the dentist notices a little brown spot on one of her teet... Read the whole joke |
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Adultery
- An old man went into confession and told the priest: "Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13... Read the whole joke |
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Advantages of older women...
- Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night ... Read the whole joke |
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Advice
- 1) Never eat at a place called Mom's 2) Never play cards with a man named 'Doc' 3) Never get in bed ... Read the whole joke |
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Advice From Mom
- A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him do... Read the whole joke |
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Affairs With Men
- Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!... Read the whole joke |
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Affluance
- A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car s... Read the whole joke |
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African Missionary
- Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?... Read the whole joke |
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After Man, God Said...
- What did God say after he created man?"I can do better than this" and he made woman.But the disrupti... Read the whole joke |
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After the Office Party
- John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and u... Read the whole joke |
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After You
- My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlan... Read the whole joke |
