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| 1 |
Oscar Mayer? Song
- Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It's "I did not inhale."His baloney has a... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Others Before Me?
- The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her h... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Our Peak Mental Activity
- The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we know all the questio... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
- Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the balcony. "Help, help!" yells... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Out of a tree
- Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Out of bounds.
- On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The fe... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Out of Paper!
- Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Out of the tree
- How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you get a two-armed nufie out of a tree?... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Out the window!
- There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a train, and was unable to find a sea... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Outhouse On Quicksand?
- Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Outside a Dog...
- "Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it's pretty dark!"... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Outsmarting the Boss
- A not so bright guy got a job in a factory and "the boys" soon befriended him. Just before lunch one... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Oval office
- What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in the oval office!... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Overheard in Tax Office...
- The Top 10 Things Overheard In A Tax Preparer's Office Prior To The Tax Filing Deadline No sir, the ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Overpopulation
- Two country doctors out in the hills of West Virginia were discussing the population explosion in th... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
- Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques four ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Owl
- Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Packers
- Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Packing Elephants
- How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?...Three in front and three in back...... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter...
- One day O'Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a favour."Paddy my friend", he sai... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Pain Relief
- A man walks in for a sale rep job. He is very qualitfied, but he has a nervous twitch, and his left ... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Painful Puns
- Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what it's jack... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Painful Screams
- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painf... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Paint the Porch
- Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes to the door. Hobo says, "Sir, I ... Read the whole joke |
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Painting Contractor
- A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room she said she would l... Read the whole joke |
