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Afternoon Quickie
- Joe and Wanda had a small apartment in the city and they decided that the only way to pull off a Sun... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Again
- Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again.... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Age Quotes
- I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first... Read the whole joke |
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Aged Mother
- With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to v... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Aggies
- Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps stop their ch... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Aging
- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget the ... Read the whole joke |
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Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
- What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Ain't She Cute
- Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she sm... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Air disaster
- Poland's worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemeter... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
AirForce 1
- When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:"The seatbelt sign is on ... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Airline
- A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in... Read the whole joke |
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Airline Funnies!
- Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their oth... Read the whole joke |
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Airplane in Trouble
- First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and... Read the whole joke |
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AL GORE I am!
- Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we count them with a band?Sho... Read the whole joke |
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Alaska Crazy Law
- In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal t... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Aliens
- What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET - The extra testicle!... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
All I want for Cristmas...
- About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He start... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
All Jews and six Mexicans
- This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America. He... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
All Lawyers are Assholes
- A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are assholes." Another guy stands up and says "Hey..... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Alligator and a Bet
- A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar and tur... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Alligator Shoes
- A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator sho... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Almost Love
- A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is ... Read the whole joke |
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Almost Perfect Life
- An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Alter Your Course!
- This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H000011... Read the whole joke |
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Alternative Chicken
- Q.-Why'd the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman's head!... Read the whole joke |
