- What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.... Read the whole joke
||Rubbit the Rabbit
- A guy goes down south to be a farmer because it's his life long dream. So he buys a piece of land an... Read the whole joke
- Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife's been in a terrible car accident. H... Read the whole joke
||Rule of Thumb
- The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat yo... Read the whole joke
||Ruler to Bed
- Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.... Read the whole joke
||Rules for Cats
- Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If you have to throw up, get into a ... Read the whole joke
||Rules For Relationships
- For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationshi... Read the whole joke
||Rules Guys wished Girls knew...
- Rules that guys wished girls knew..........1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask u... Read the whole joke
||Rules to give to your Boss!
- Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang it over your work station... Read the whole joke
||Rumors Have It...
- Rumors have been circulating regarding what the troopers were shouting after they found the man hidi... Read the whole joke
||Run Mr Taliban Song...
- Sung to the tune of "Day-O" (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O...oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten y... Read the whole joke
- A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check ... Read the whole joke
- Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi... Read the whole joke
||S.H.I.T (Special High Intensity Traning)
- Special High Intensity Training - S.H.I.T.MEMORANDUMTO: All EmployeesFROM: Communications ServicesSU... Read the whole joke
- Dear Friend, It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following news. Please join me in remem... Read the whole joke
||Saddam and Clinton
- What might've happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of tal... Read the whole joke
- Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive... Read the whole joke
- Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: "We'd better get some support or people are gonna thi... Read the whole joke
- One way to live together and never have an argument is for both husband and wife to be hard-of-heari... Read the whole joke
- My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a s... Read the whole joke
- Santa comes once a year - but when he does he fills your stocking!... Read the whole joke
||Santa in Ethiopia
- Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all... Read the whole joke
- Santa's Reindeer are girls and here's the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,... Read the whole joke
||Santa, we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re worried about you.
- Dear Santa: We're worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth to your all-ni... Read the whole joke
- If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large ho... Read the whole joke