- A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: "Satisfaction guarantee... Read the whole joke
||Saved Your Privates
- A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe... Read the whole joke
||Saving the Oppossum!
- Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.Knowing that moth... Read the whole joke
- This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding night, the girl comes down ... Read the whole joke
||Say When Giving Birth
- Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?... Read the whole joke
||Scale A Fence
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on the other side.... Read the whole joke
||Scaled Glass Wall
- Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on the other side.... Read the whole joke
||Scared half to death
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?... Read the whole joke
- Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!... Read the whole joke
- Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica is a hooker, O... Read the whole joke
- What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You're never alone!... Read the whole joke
||Scientists and the Mermaid!
- These three scientists decided to go fishing one day. So they packed up all of their gear and headed... Read the whole joke
||Scottie (Star Trek)
- Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie....NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!... Read the whole joke
- What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, yo... Read the whole joke
- Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!... Read the whole joke
- There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So in order to get eggs he went and... Read the whole joke
- It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. ... Read the whole joke
- Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(bay... Read the whole joke
- An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and... Read the whole joke
- A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says,... Read the whole joke
||Secret Gov't Project Revealed...
- The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with t... Read the whole joke
||See Model Home
- Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would, when does she get off work?... Read the whole joke
||Seen You Before?
- A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?... Read the whole joke
||Selling the Green Suit...
- A man who isn't qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally,... Read the whole joke
||Selling the Wife
- A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. "I did a ... Read the whole joke