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Stupid Insults 27/31
- Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn't make it to the top of his chimney... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Insults 28/31
- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation. Still boots to DOS. Still sending messag... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Insults 29/31
- The two put together have an IQ over 150. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead. There she sit... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Insults 3/31
- A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits A mind as empty as the s... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Insults 31/31
- Uses thumbtacks to post notes -- on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks. Using a... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Insults 4/31
- All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer, no nail. All hat and ... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Insults 5/31
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering protot... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Insults 7/31
- Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Can dis... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Insults 8/31
- Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Insults 9/31
- Doesn't have his belt through all the loops. Doesn't have sixteen annas to the rupee. Doesn't have t... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid master
- A gorilla was walking thru' a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The go... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid people fearing
- WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was vis... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid people stories
- Stupid people LICENSE TO STEAL Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by runnin... Read the whole joke |
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Stupid Questions?
- Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once ag... Read the whole joke |
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Submarine humor and fun
- Submarines are safer than airplanes. Proof in the fact is there are more airplanes in the water than... Read the whole joke |
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Subtract Ten
- An then there once was the doctor who was so conceited about his looks and charm that whenever he to... Read the whole joke |
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Success In Love
- To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I succeeded 36 tim... Read the whole joke |
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Successful Operation
- One Polish surgeon asks another: "How did the operation go?""The operation was a success, but the pa... Read the whole joke |
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Suck It In
- I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking he was tr... Read the whole joke |
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Sue over the property
- Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big... Read the whole joke |
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Suffering From Dilutions
- Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren... Read the whole joke |
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Sugar In Urine
- Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her cor... Read the whole joke |
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Sun Roofs
- Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.... Read the whole joke |
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Sun Went
- Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe sun went? It finally dawned o... Read the whole joke |
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Sunbathing
- A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror one day. Th... Read the whole joke |
