||Tell On You Too!
- I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son who was about 5 or6. He was being a brat a... Read the whole joke
- Temperatures60 degrees - Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees - Miami residents turn on th... Read the whole joke
||Temperatures and What They Mean
- Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimmi... Read the whole joke
||Ten Dollar Flight
- Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fa... Read the whole joke
||Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
- 1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.2. He had no in-... Read the whole joke
||Ten Standing Ear To Ear
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.... Read the whole joke
||Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
- I could have sworn I heard the can opener. Is there something I'm not getting when humans make noise... Read the whole joke
- While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it... Read the whole joke
- If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do gynecologists get?T... Read the whole joke
- Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arres... Read the whole joke
- A termite walks into a bar and asks: "is the bartender here?"C'mon...think about it! :)... Read the whole joke
||Terms of Endearment!
- Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his ... Read the whole joke
- A man and woman the morning after their honeymoon night were discussing the previous evenings' event... Read the whole joke
||Terrorist and PMS
- What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with the terrorist.... Read the whole joke
- A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the la... Read the whole joke
||Texan Buys Spread
- A loud American, looking for properties to buy out in Australia is in the bar of the Railway Hotel."... Read the whole joke
||Texan Computer Terms
- "Hard drive" -- Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of ... Read the whole joke
||Texan Heimlich Maneuver
- Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when they heard this awfu... Read the whole joke
||TGIF On Shoes
- Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.... Read the whole joke
- A patient says to his doctor, "Hey, Doc! I've been getting these migraines for a long time now! I ca... Read the whole joke
||Thanks For the Balls
- A New York lawyer sent gifts to many of his clients.The gifts were sleeves of golf balls, suitably i... Read the whole joke
||That is ONE!
- A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working so hardto build a beautifu... Read the whole joke
||That Rubber Thingy...
- An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat.As the bus shakes and rattles, the old ... Read the whole joke
||That's not fair!
- Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office.Whe... Read the whole joke
- A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, ... Read the whole joke