||The General\'s Temperature
- The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week ... Read the whole joke
||The God Campaign!
- Recently a Ft. Lauderdale advertising agency launched a billboard campaign (including the inside and... Read the whole joke
||The Golden Toilet
- There was this guy, let's call him bob. One night Bob went to about 5 bars, and he drank, like, 17 b... Read the whole joke
||The Golden Urinal
- A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying ... Read the whole joke
- One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled in. He was very good and p... Read the whole joke
||The good, bad, and ugly!
- * Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can't find your birth control pills* Ugly: ... Read the whole joke
||The grasshopper joke!
- So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper! We h... Read the whole joke
||The Great Escape
- A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who's in room24."Nobody" comes the reply.... Read the whole joke
||The great escape!
- A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a cop."Oh no!" cried the brun... Read the whole joke
||The Great Invasion
- A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank during WWII. He was a reporter... Read the whole joke
||The great rabbit escape!
- A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As ... Read the whole joke
||The Grocery Store.
- A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store decided to install a mac... Read the whole joke
||The Hollywood/English Dictionary
- VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto r... Read the whole joke
- The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary.The old ... Read the whole joke
||The Honeymoon's Over!
- A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon.When they got back, the bride immediately cal... Read the whole joke
- A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. T... Read the whole joke
||The hooker and her gramma.
- There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and said for all of the girls to ... Read the whole joke
||The Hooker And The Dug Dealer
- Q: What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?A: A hooker can clean her crack and rese... Read the whole joke
- A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding a horse dressed in a hunting outfit w... Read the whole joke
||The Hypnotic Sermon!
- A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday. Someone... Read the whole joke
||The idiot drunk!
- An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his sy... Read the whole joke
||The Incredible Golf Ball
- Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and sa... Read the whole joke
||The infertile patient!
- After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple deci... Read the whole joke
||The inmates last wish!
- The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Through... Read the whole joke
- Note: This is an extract of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, an... Read the whole joke