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| 1 |
The Lion
- What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on Wheels!... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The Little Boy Who Was Stomping
- One day, a little boy, was outside in the backyard stomping on honeybees.When his father came out an... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The little puppy
- One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails on a railroad track.He fell asle... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
The locked up car keys...yee-haa!
- A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas st... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto
- One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly ... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through...
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hi... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
- Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotte... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
The Lumberjack...
- A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberj... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
The man buying farm animals...woo-hoo!
- One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there.He walked u... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
The man walked past the armored car and hears...
- The man walked past the armored car and hears people talking inside. He stepped closer to hear what ... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
The Marv Albert Song
- Walkin' Round in Women's Underwear(to be sung to "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland")Lacy things - the ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
The massage!
- In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of t... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
The meaning of life
- A man asked his doctor if he thought he'd live to be a hundred.The doctor asked the man, "Do you smo... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
The mime!
- I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up....the ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
The Mink Coat
- A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. "Show the lady y... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
The Miracle Show...
- An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching a religious program.The... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
The mistress.
- A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young wo... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
The Mom Dictionary!
- AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom would suspe... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
The moment of truth!
- A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet at the headstone and gets up, ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
The morning after
- Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utte... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
The morning after...
- Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
The Motor Home
- My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the s... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
The Mouse
- Why didn't the mouse cross the road?It's cord wasn't long enough!... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
The Mummy!
- An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
The Mushroom
- A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says, "We don't serve mushro... Read the whole joke |
