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| 1 |
The Name Game
- If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she'd be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The Name is Rose
- It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign up for a memory co... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The name of your wife
- St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
The Neutron
- A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For y... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The new car.
- There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he went to a dealership and bought a ca... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
The new father!
- A doctor was holding a new baby that he had just delivered.The baby looked up at him and said, "Are ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...
- The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it's now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat ... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
The New Hunter
- It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the seaso... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
The new medical students!
- Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and disc... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
The new merger name game!
- Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -Hal... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
The new nun
- The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she has a terrible secret and he... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
The new preacher.
- A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave side committal service ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
The new priest gets drunk!
- A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsign... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
The New Samurai
- Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor needed a new head sam... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
The new warden
- A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden. Soon, after making rounds... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
The Night Before Payback!
- Twas the night before Payback...'Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The Taliban ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
The nsync joke
- God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
The nursing home.
- One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leave her, hoping she ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
The Oil Crisis
- There are a lot of folks that can't understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here's th... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
The Old Drunk
- Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of 3rd & Lambourne. Seems th... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
The Old Lady & the Cashier
- A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She the... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
The old lady in the bank
- A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding a large paper bag i... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
The Old Monk
- A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
The Old-Age Test!
- Look at each numbered item. Take one point for each one your remember.When finished, check your scor... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
The Ongoing Note
- Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was... Read the whole joke |
