- The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his... Read the whole joke
- Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!... Read the whole joke
||The Priest and the Rabbi.
- A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since thei... Read the whole joke
||The problem with Santa!
- 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be... Read the whole joke
||The Procrastinator's Creed.
- 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.2. I shall never move ... Read the whole joke
- Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal. Johnson: Montreal! "Nothi... Read the whole joke
- The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "P... Read the whole joke
||The Psychiatric Hotline
- "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeated... Read the whole joke
- One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me. I have this killer ... Read the whole joke
||The Rabbi wants a raise.
- There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a... Read the whole joke
||The Rabbi's Advice
- A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is going down the drain. He is seri... Read the whole joke
||The Rabid Neighbor!
- A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling f... Read the whole joke
- There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they decided to run ... Read the whole joke
||The Raffle Ticket
- A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his... Read the whole joke
||The rain cloud.
- What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!... Read the whole joke
||The Real Cinderella Story
- The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then her fairy godmother... Read the whole joke
||The real Joe Schmoe!
- Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress h... Read the whole joke
- Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for inspection."Hey johnson!" y... Read the whole joke
||The Redneck Capenter...
- Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men walked into the office and said, "W... Read the whole joke
||The religious bear.
- In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In h... Read the whole joke
- Sally was a girl with no horsebackriding experience, yet one day she discided to take her chances. A... Read the whole joke
- In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching a sermon. After sp... Read the whole joke
||The Road Runner
- The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other female roadrunners ar... Read the whole joke
||The Rookie Cop...
- The Rookie Cop...A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced... Read the whole joke
- A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a rooster ran out in front of his car, he trie... Read the whole joke