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| 1 |
The stir of the town!
- It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she wen... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
The String in the bar.
- Two pieces of string walked into a bar and ordered a pint. 'sorry' said the barman, 'we don't serve ... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
The Stub
- An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached the open door... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
The Suicide
- There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, gi... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
The SUPER Salesman...
- A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "Sorry, we don't need anyone..." they repli... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
The sweet kiss!
- There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife's face was badly burned. The doctor... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
The talking banana
- Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you shaking? Shes gonna eat me!... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
The talking clock!
- While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
The talking Cuckoo clock.
- Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with "the boys." I told the misses that I would ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
The Talking Monkey
- A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
The talking peanut.
- This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking, he notices a peanut jump out of the... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
The Taxi
- A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, l... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
The Taxi Driver
- A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting f... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
The Taxi Ride.
- A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.The passenger taps the driver on the ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
The Tearful Bride...
- The Tearful Bride...A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, "Robert doesn't app... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
The Teddy Bears
- A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They g... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
The Telepathic Watch!
- A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives h... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
The Test!
- A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks "this guy ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
The Three Idiots
- Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.The first guy... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
The Three Moles
- There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived in a hole outside of a farm house o... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
The Three Surgeons
- Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their occupation and... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
The Top 10 Signs You're Flying On A Bad Airline
- The engine's being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those old Samsonite commercials ru... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
- Keeps trying to sell you extra teeth. His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders" and "Non-Bleeders" Pumps ... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
- "This is my tryout for Nascar." "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am... Read the whole joke |
| 25 |
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
- You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God". You have visited every website in the world.... Read the whole joke |
