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The woman on the bus.
- A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "MAN, That is the ugliest baby I've EVER s... Read the whole joke |
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The workers prayer!
- For those of you who may need it...A Prayer for the Stressed!Grant me the serenity to accept the thi... Read the whole joke |
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The World of High Finance
- A man walks into a New York bank, and says he's going to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5... Read the whole joke |
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The World's Shortest Books
- 25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O J Simpson24. THE ENGINEER'S GUIDE TO FASHION23. TO ALL THE... Read the whole joke |
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The World's Worst Joke!
- ...'Well, it wasn't that tragic. Soon after that, I started seeing another man who performed in the ... Read the whole joke |
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The World\'s Shortest Books
- The World's Shortest Books25. "My Plan To Find The Real Killers" by O.J. Simpson24. "To All The Men ... Read the whole joke |
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The worm hole!
- A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees an earthworm trying to g... Read the whole joke |
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The worst racist joke
- So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is totally racist. He hates everyone of ... Read the whole joke |
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The Y2K Blonde!
- Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hop... Read the whole joke |
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There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...
- There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It suddenly had a malfunctio... Read the whole joke |
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There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...
- There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the game warden, couldn't... Read the whole joke |
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There were these three morticians talking about...
- There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, "I had thi... Read the whole joke |
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Thermometers
- Q: What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!... Read the whole joke |
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They Eloped
- First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D. The Warden's ... Read the whole joke |
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Things Adults Learn From Kids:
- There is no such thing as child-proofing your house. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run... Read the whole joke |
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Things adults learn from their kids.
- There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run o... Read the whole joke |
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Things Change With Marriage
- "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that ... Read the whole joke |
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Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
- I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.The garbage collector is NOT... Read the whole joke |
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Things I've Learned From My Cat
- Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it h... Read the whole joke |
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Things Learned From Children
- 1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound b... Read the whole joke |
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Things learned from children...
- Some things I've learned from my children:Super glue "is" forever.No matter how much Jell-O you put ... Read the whole joke |
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Things never to say to a cop
- 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't reali... Read the whole joke |
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Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
- As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Have one of the h... Read the whole joke |
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Things NOT to say to a Cop!
- Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.2. Sorry, Officer, I ... Read the whole joke |
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Things Only Women Understand
- 10. Cats' facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors 8. Why bean... Read the whole joke |
