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Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
- Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a beach. One was Italian (Vito) ... Read the whole joke |
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Two In One Grave?
- A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t... Read the whole joke |
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Two kids meet
- A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:"My mom was born in California!Where was your mo... Read the whole joke |
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Two Kinds Of Men
- What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.... Read the whole joke |
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Two Little Old Ladies
- Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking a cigarette. It started to rain, s... Read the whole joke |
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Two Meaningless Words
- Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.... Read the whole joke |
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Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...
- Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one of them said, "You think you hav... Read the whole joke |
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Two Molecules
- Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are ... Read the whole joke |
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Two Nuns On Bicycle
- Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "I've never come this ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Two Old Ladies
- Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an asparagus patch doing knee be... Read the whole joke |
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Two Parrots
- This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they o... Read the whole joke |
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Two pieces of string walk into a bar...
- Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and says, "Barkeep! Give me ... Read the whole joke |
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Two pyscologists
- 2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other, "You're good today, how am... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Two Quickies.
- Q: What's long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can't you give a black person... Read the whole joke |
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Two Rednecks
- Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pas... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Two Scottish nuns go to America
- Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the o... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Two Spuds!
- Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It's the... Read the whole joke |
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Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
- There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are sick.If you are well, there ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Two zebras pondering
- Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black st... Read the whole joke |
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Typewriter To Doctor
- Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?A: She thought it was pregnant because it mi... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Typist
- A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father's word processor. She told him she was writ... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Tyson Excuses!
- The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:10. Got a little carried away after... Read the whole joke |
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U of Berkeley Products
- There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is not believed to be a coinc... Read the whole joke |
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Ugly Growth
- I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.... Read the whole joke |
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Ultimate rejection!
- What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!... Read the whole joke |
