||You might be from a small town if:
- 1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure and think of home3. You know... Read the whole joke
||You Must Be A Redneck If
- * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You s... Read the whole joke
||You Used To
- "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in be... Read the whole joke
||You were there for me!
- A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact was on his head which caused h... Read the whole joke
||You're a Statue
- A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shoves the guy... Read the whole joke
||You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when you're p... Read the whole joke
||You're gonna croak!
- A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, "You know, you should have come to see m... Read the whole joke
- A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During the interview, the interviewer as... Read the whole joke
||You're hooked if...
- It's time to turn your computer off and read a book when....1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bath... Read the whole joke
||You've been programming too long when
- When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...". When asked about a bus sched... Read the whole joke
||You've got mail, the Blonde version
- A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks... Read the whole joke
||Young Man !
- Three old ladies went for a walk in the park, they were suddenly approached by a man who flashed at ... Read the whole joke
||Your Are Available?
- A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. ... Read the whole joke
||Your co-worker is a computer hacker
- 10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. 9. He's won the Publisher's Cleari... Read the whole joke
- There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: "What do you want your family and... Read the whole joke
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.... Read the whole joke
||Your Kind of Man
- Striking up a conversation with the attractive woman seated beside him on a coast-to-coast flight, a... Read the whole joke
||Your mama so stupid
- Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!... Read the whole joke
||Your mom is so fat...
- Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I still haven't seen all of her!... Read the whole joke
||Your mom is soooo fat...
- Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!... Read the whole joke
- Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.... Read the whole joke
||Your momma is so fat....
- Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -(one at a time please!!!!!... Read the whole joke
||Your Momma is so ugly
- Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.... Read the whole joke
||Your momma is...
- Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!... Read the whole joke
- Your Momma's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!... Read the whole joke