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Your Momma\'s So Fat..
- Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Your Momma\'s so stupid...
- Your momma's so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Your Momma\\\'s so fat
- Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If...
- Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the w... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Your very first time!
- It's your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for ... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Your're a redneck if...
- You're a redneck if...-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass and find a car-You... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Your\\\'re What?
- A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists of the words:... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
You\\\'re a Redneck if...
- You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause you're in the same grade! ...If u ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re mamma\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat
- Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell "TAXI!"... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Yo\' Momma is...
- Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her wha... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Yo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\' mama\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'s so fat...
- Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.... Read the whole joke |
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Zactly
- Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked her to go out. Guys came ... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Zebra
- Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Zebra Asks a Question
- A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,"Say, I have always wanted to know... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
- This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everythi... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Zen Quotes
- 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not ... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Zit?
- Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
- I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.... Read the whole joke |
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~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
- Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!... Read the whole joke |
