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Bumper Stickers
- ** EARTH FIRST! We'll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read this, I can hit my brake... Read the whole joke |
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Bumpy Stickers!
- Clinton doesn't inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident. It's a dog eat dog... Read the whole joke |
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Bunch of good one-liners
- Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishe... Read the whole joke |
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Bungee Jumping
- Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lo... Read the whole joke |
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Buns and Puns!
- One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the first stop, he picked up... Read the whole joke |
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Burglar
- A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe do... Read the whole joke |
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Buried in sand
- What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.... Read the whole joke |
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Burlesque Show
- The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what is the matter.The kid s... Read the whole joke |
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Burned Ears
- A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid. To his surprise her ears... Read the whole joke |
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Burying Poles!
- Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and the west with a telegraph line. The M... Read the whole joke |
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Bus Driver's Parents
- A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad w... Read the whole joke |
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Bus Full of Politicians
- A bus filled with politicians was driving through the countryside one day, on the campaign trail. Th... Read the whole joke |
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Business Classified Definitions
- ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION:You'll be making under $7 an hour.ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND-COMING COMP... Read the whole joke |
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Business Mergers
- Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Co... Read the whole joke |
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Busted Doc!
- A woman was having a medical problem - her husband snoring.So she called the doctor one morning, and... Read the whole joke |
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But how do I know...
- Tech Support: "What does the screen say now."Person: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."Tech Support:... Read the whole joke |
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But I'm not a Giants Fan...
- Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking q... Read the whole joke |
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Butter and Blonde
- Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.... Read the whole joke |
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Buying a Barbie Doll
- A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a Barbie. At the store, the daughter as... Read the whole joke |
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Buying the Farm...
- A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was looking for. During an inspection of ... Read the whole joke |
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By the Lantern Light
- The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assi... Read the whole joke |
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Bzzzzz!!
- What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???He put's it in his honey!!... Read the whole joke |
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C&A
- A guy walks up to his friend ans says ''why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?''He replies ''So ... Read the whole joke |
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Cajun Virgin
- In the middle of his honeymoon, the young hillbilly bridegroom left his bride back at the hotel and ... Read the whole joke |
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Calf Value
- A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver wen... Read the whole joke |
