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3 Sick Soldiers...
- An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -"What's your problem, Soldi... Read the whole joke |
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3 times a virgin.
- A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her how that could be pos... Read the whole joke |
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3 Wishes
- A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day t... Read the whole joke |
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30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
- 1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual mas... Read the whole joke |
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30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
- Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally wi... Read the whole joke |
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36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck!
- 36 things you'll never hear from a Redneck...1. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"2. "Duct tape ... Read the whole joke |
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4 Docs and GW Bush!
- 4 Doctors were talking shop one day...An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced... Read the whole joke |
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4 Doctors talk Politics!
- An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one pers... Read the whole joke |
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4 new fathers.
- Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were in labor. ... Read the whole joke |
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40 Year Old Man and Woman
- What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-ol... Read the whole joke |
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5 lbs of fat
- How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.... Read the whole joke |
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5 Questions that put FEAR into a Man!
- The 5 questions most feared by men are:1...What are you thinking about?2...Do you love me?3...Do I l... Read the whole joke |
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50 things to do at Walmart
- 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locat... Read the whole joke |
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50 Things to Do in a Mall
- 1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try pants on backwards at... Read the whole joke |
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6 Double Vodkas
- A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."The barman says "Wo... Read the whole joke |
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6 inches
- What is 6 inches long.....Has a big head....Woman love it????? A $100 dollar bill!... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
60 mintues
- Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!... Read the whole joke |
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60-year-old man
- A 60-year-old man went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor told him, "You're in terrific shape.... Read the whole joke |
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7 Quickies!
- 1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattl... Read the whole joke |
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8 boys
- A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine sent a journalist to her house for ... Read the whole joke |
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80 year old man
- An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have... Read the whole joke |
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90210
- Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!... Read the whole joke |
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90210 momma
- Your Momma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale.... Read the whole joke |
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99 Click
- Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.... Read the whole joke |
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A 12 inch ___
- Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn't have a lighter, so he asked his... Read the whole joke |
