||Car Dimmer Switch Modification
- STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 "J" STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALB... Read the whole joke
||Car needs a fixin!
- My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is."I... Read the whole joke
||Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
- "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife." "How could two people as beau... Read the whole joke
||Cards You Won't Find At Hallmark
- "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder:............. What wa... Read the whole joke
||Care to go upstairs?
- A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs an... Read the whole joke
- Then there's the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs h... Read the whole joke
||Careful what you say if she's pregnant!
- ***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. "I finished the Oreos." 16. "Not to imp... Read the whole joke
||Careful when you wish
- Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your ma... Read the whole joke
- For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the woman with whom I carpooled to our child... Read the whole joke
||Cars that Start
- Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!... Read the whole joke
- "Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo." Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the name of our Four-door, who a... Read the whole joke
- What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!... Read the whole joke
- What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?... Read the whole joke
||Cast the first stone!
- Jesus walks upon a crowd with an adulteress crouching in a corner with a mob around her preparing to... Read the whole joke
- One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him the Lord says, "You've lived a... Read the whole joke
- What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!... Read the whole joke
- Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray for toys that look like miceand warm ... Read the whole joke
||Catch the Phrase
- The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and u... Read the whole joke
||Catching polar bears
- How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a large hole in the ice. O... Read the whole joke
- AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR ... Read the whole joke
- Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!... Read the whole joke
||Caught in the Amazon Jungle...
- Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a... Read the whole joke
||Caught In Zippo
- Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.... Read the whole joke
||Caught napping excuses!
- Some quick thinking to get out of the "caught napping jam!"...They told me at the blood bank that th... Read the whole joke
||Caught napping...try this one!
- Caught napping at work, school, or church...try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head up r... Read the whole joke