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Congress Reduces Solar System
- A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Congressional Question?
- If the prefix "con" is the opposite of the prefix "pro", then is "Congress" the opposite of "progres... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Connecticut Crazy Law
- You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. In order for a pickle to officia... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Constipated Polak
- A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the P... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Constipation Remedy
- A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Contract With The Devil
- An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him. The Devil ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Control
- There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they h... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Conversion
- A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I b... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Cooking
- Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Cool Stud!
- Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your ma... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Copying Paper
- A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Cork it!
- There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went to the showerhouse.... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Corporate Lessons!
- A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift ... Read the whole joke |
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Corporate Travel Guidelines
- Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees travel... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Correct Male Responses
- What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument a... Read the whole joke |
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Corruption
- At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't i... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
- A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005 Bugatti Veyron 16.4. It is the best... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Cost to Get Married?
- The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't kno... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Costume party
- There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party.Then he had... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Cough Cure
- Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathi... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Count Down
- What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Counting Sheep
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get t... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Country Name
- The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Country Song Titles
- These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs...1. Get Your Biscuits In The Ov... Read the whole joke |
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Country Tunes
- Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing ... Read the whole joke |
