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Critical Vet
- A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questi... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Crocodile-done-blonde
- A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eati... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Crossed
- What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:> A MegasaurASS... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Crossing
- Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Crossing Women Riddle
- What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering ... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Crowded Subway
- The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly ... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Crushed Nuts?
- This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes u... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Cry Baby
- Knock Knock...Who's There?Boo...Boo Who?Stop crying it's just a joke!... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Cup of Coffee
- There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her fo... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Cupid at Law
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Cure For Unemployment
- "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer. "And how, if I may be ... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Curing a Cough
- The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goe... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Curly Toes
- Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Be... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Current Charges
- Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Cut by a Razor
- Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appende... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Cyber lingo for rednecks
- Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the cat chases.... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Cynic's Approach To Love
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never ... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Daffynition
- Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Daffynitions!
- Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-du... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Dairy Queen
- How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it's Whopper.... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Dairy queen--whopper
- How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
- Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Dance
- How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Dangerous Squirrels
- A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first time ever hunting, so he was f... Read the whole joke |
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Dare to Swim
- Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his ... Read the whole joke |
