||Food for Thought
- Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat ba... Read the whole joke
||Food laughs and humor
- From Harper's Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 -------------------------... Read the whole joke
- This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large pond. Across the other side of the... Read the whole joke
- "And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you," said the husband. "Yes, several," the wife r... Read the whole joke
- A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and s... Read the whole joke
- Q: Why didn't the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a ghoul!... Read the whole joke
||For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
- A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his demon to put the man to work ... Read the whole joke
||For Bird Lovers!
- I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a tiny bird Perch on my window ... Read the whole joke
||For Cat Lovers.
- An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything no... Read the whole joke
||For Chocolate Lovers
- For Chocolate Lovers:If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly... Read the whole joke
||For the man I love.
- A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second... Read the whole joke
- What does Ford stand for?Found On Rednecks Driveway!... Read the whole joke
- 90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords - Fix or Repair Dai... Read the whole joke
- Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn't last long enough!... Read the whole joke
- A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. "You've been billing us for weekly hous... Read the whole joke
||Forget it buddy!
- A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he doesn't hear anything... Read the whole joke
||Forgive me I have sinned...
- A man goes to the confessional and begins "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.""What is your sin, ... Read the whole joke
||Forrest Gump goes to heaven...
- Forest Gump Goes to Heaven...The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met... Read the whole joke
- A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune and weight and dropped in ... Read the whole joke
- The Top 10 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie We know where you live. You will need good r... Read the whole joke
- Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it by arousing his jealou... Read the whole joke
||Found At Gyms and Bars
- What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.... Read the whole joke
||Found In Superman's Bathroom
- Q: What would you find in Superman's bathroom?A: Superbowl.... Read the whole joke
||Four boastful men
- Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and states boastfully "My son is so rich... Read the whole joke
- There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his bike and fell. Ma... Read the whole joke