||Hilarious Sports Quotes!
- New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to rush for 1,000 o... Read the whole joke
||Hillary and Bill again!
- When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, "I am putting a box under our bed. You must prom... Read the whole joke
- How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!... Read the whole joke
- There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in W.Va. He decided to use the ... Read the whole joke
||Hippie in a Bar
- This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it's a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to ... Read the whole joke
||His And Hers Road Trip
- HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Ar... Read the whole joke
||His first church visit!
- After years of his wife's pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her to her little local Churc... Read the whole joke
||His Last Wishes
- Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and... Read the whole joke
||His miracle drinks!
- A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son wa... Read the whole joke
- A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subje... Read the whole joke
||Hit Television Shows in Iraq
- Hit Television Shows in Iraq:"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "... Read the whole joke
- What's with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking -- ... Read the whole joke
- Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells "hoe down", they turn to see if the... Read the whole joke
- Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!... Read the whole joke
||Holiday Banana Bread
- Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk co... Read the whole joke
||Holiday Season Conduct...
- Conduct During the Holiday Season...Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko's to mak... Read the whole joke
- Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and throat man to get well. There are ear doctors, ... Read the whole joke
- There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the... Read the whole joke
- How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!... Read the whole joke
||Holy Water: The cure-all
- One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass. The minister pr... Read the whole joke
||Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
- Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth... Read the whole joke
- A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people. Needless to say, this ... Read the whole joke
||Honey, I have a headache...
- A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and... Read the whole joke
- Bridegroom: "Dear, we've been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We've been in our apartment n... Read the whole joke
- On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done ... Read the whole joke