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If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...
- Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be... Read the whole joke |
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If She Married Him, She'd Be...
- If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd ... Read the whole joke |
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If Sony made toasters...
- If Sony made toasters...Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece of br... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
- If the Franklin Mint made toasters...Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece... Read the whole joke |
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If the NSA made toasters...
- If the NSA made toasters...Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only theNSA could access ... Read the whole joke |
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
- Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.... Read the whole joke |
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If Thinking Machines made toasters...
- If Thinking Machines made toasters...You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of bread at t... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
If Timex made toasters...
- If Timex made toasters...They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a lick... Read the whole joke |
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If Women Told Truth In Bed
- Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the truth in bed. Imagine the ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
If You Are Unhappy
- Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter.How... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
If you love something ...
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways will be yours. If it never r... Read the whole joke |
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If You Love Something....
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never r... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
If You Love The Lord
- The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper ... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
If, And, Butt!
- If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is a lower decker pecker checker.... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
If...
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it followthat electricians can be delighte... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Ignored
- Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Illiterate?
- Illiterate? No problem!Write for free advice.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Imagine that
- Can u believe what people do in the church these days? I was in the church listening tothe priest's ... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Imagine this.
- A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things ... Read the whole joke |
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Immature Wife
- My wife is so immature, every time I take a bath, she comes in and sinks my little boats!... Read the whole joke |
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Important thoughts
- *Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a... Read the whole joke |
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Impossible to Please
- A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Wom... Read the whole joke |
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Impressive Hunting Dog
- An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that ... Read the whole joke |
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Improving
- Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily engaged with a midge... Read the whole joke |
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In A Circle
- Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.... Read the whole joke |
