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Innuendo
- Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #1
- If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you d... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #10
- Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What d... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #11
- You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #12
- What's the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw,... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #13
- We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #15
- If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. We... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #16
- At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and wor... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #17
- I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. I heard you ... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #2
- Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get. I don't... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #3
- Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undert... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #4
- I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the momen... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #5
- Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing to fear from my base inst... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #6
- We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!! We heard that when you ... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #7
- I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept three or four detectives working regularly. I hear... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #8
- For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours. You are the only person I've eve... Read the whole joke |
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Insult Collection #9
- You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. I would ask you how old you are,... Read the whole joke |
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Insulted
- When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. "Your mother insulted me, very mu... Read the whole joke |
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Insults
- You're so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with yo... Read the whole joke |
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Insurance Claim
- (name withheld) Minnetonka, MN 55345Superior Health Insurance ATTN: Claims Review 1423 W. 90th St. N... Read the whole joke |
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Insurance Claim Statements
- 1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.2) The other car ... Read the whole joke |
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Insurance Form Statements
- Insurance Form Statements...Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don'... Read the whole joke |
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Interesting facts
- If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound bo... Read the whole joke |
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Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
- Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put ... Read the whole joke |
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Interpreting Coporate Titles...
- The real interpretation of corportate titles:CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single ... Read the whole joke |
