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Men Quotes
- Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn. Madonna All men are not homeless, but ... Read the whole joke |
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Men Resist Fatherhood
- Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children.... Read the whole joke |
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Men Should Listen
- A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pa... Read the whole joke |
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Men Snore Because
- Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.... Read the whole joke |
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Men That Are Into Commitment
- Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital.... Read the whole joke |
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Men's Thesaurus
- The new Men's Thesaurus - on sale now at your local book stores!:"I'M GOING FISHING"Means: "I'm goin... Read the whole joke |
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Mental Health Hotline!
- Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If y... Read the whole joke |
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Mental Health Patient
- It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscre... Read the whole joke |
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Mental power outages ...
- My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on it. He thought a quarterback was a refund. ... Read the whole joke |
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Menu Items Translated
- Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong Mus... Read the whole joke |
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Men\'s Gourmet Restaurant
- What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.... Read the whole joke |
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Men\'s Pissing Rules
- a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they wi... Read the whole joke |
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Men\'s Rude Awakening
- The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two ... Read the whole joke |
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Mercy Hospital
- Mr. Smith was brought to a Catholic hospital, and taken quickly in for heart surgery. The operation ... Read the whole joke |
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Message To Mom
- A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland. The man te... Read the whole joke |
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Messed up teeth
- Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!... Read the whole joke |
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Mexican Funeral
- Why are there only two paul-bearers at a Mexican funeral?There are only two handles on a garbage can... Read the whole joke |
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Mexican Olympians
- Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers, and jumpers are ... Read the whole joke |
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Mice in a lightbulb?
- Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in th... Read the whole joke |
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Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
- What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic and is danger... Read the whole joke |
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Michael Jackson Funnies.
- Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rear... Read the whole joke |
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Microsoft 2000
- Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000"... Read the whole joke |
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Microsoft and Santa
- NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christmas... Read the whole joke |
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Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
- VATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp.... Read the whole joke |
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Microsofties
- Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to release a beta version... Read the whole joke |
