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| 1 |
Cri-sco!
- There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -"Crisco? Crisco? ... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Criminal Hall of Shame
- Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people -- many of whom use their stupidity for pers... Read the whole joke |
| 3 |
Criminal Mastermind
- An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been ar... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Critical Vet
- A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questi... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Crocodile-done-blonde
- A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and demands he get the man eati... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Crossed
- What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:> A MegasaurASS... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Crossing
- Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the Chicken's ass!... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Crossing Women Riddle
- What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Crowded Subway
- The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand. One particularly ... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Crushed Nuts?
- This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking. He is hunched over.He goes u... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Cry Baby
- Knock Knock...Who's There?Boo...Boo Who?Stop crying it's just a joke!... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Cup of Coffee
- There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old grandma. He had been living with her fo... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Cupid at Law
- A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter met... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Cure For Unemployment
- "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer. "And how, if I may be ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Curing a Cough
- The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goe... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Curly Toes
- Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They hit it off pretty well and soon Be... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Current Charges
- Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making a double pun when they send ... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Cut by a Razor
- Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a tonsilectomy, an appende... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Cyber lingo for rednecks
- Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the cat chases.... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Cynic's Approach To Love
- If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never ... Read the whole joke |
