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Daffynition
- Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!... Read the whole joke |
| 2 |
Daffynitions!
- Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's. Avoidable \uh-voy'-du... Read the whole joke |
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Dairy Queen
- How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it's Whopper.... Read the whole joke |
| 4 |
Dairy queen--whopper
- How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!... Read the whole joke |
| 5 |
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
- Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs? A: The Dallas CowboysQ: How... Read the whole joke |
| 6 |
Dance
- How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.... Read the whole joke |
| 7 |
Dangerous Squirrels
- A man, Bob, and his friend Joe went out hunting. This was Joe?s first time ever hunting, so he was f... Read the whole joke |
| 8 |
Dare to Swim
- Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his ... Read the whole joke |
| 9 |
Darwin Awards- 1999
- DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 - LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a b... Read the whole joke |
| 10 |
Dat Ain't Bubba
- Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed som... Read the whole joke |
| 11 |
Dating
- Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print on her forehead.... Read the whole joke |
| 12 |
Dating Young Women
- A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity. That's why he d... Read the whole joke |
| 13 |
Dave's adventure in a cave (limerick)
- There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She was ugly as shitand missing one... Read the whole joke |
| 14 |
Daylight Savings Time Reform
- Immodest Proposal #1: Daylight Savings ... Read the whole joke |
| 15 |
Dead Babies
- What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling balls?Dead babies.. because you... Read the whole joke |
| 16 |
Dead Blonde In A Closet
- Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.... Read the whole joke |
| 17 |
Dead blonde in a closet?
- Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek World Champion.... Read the whole joke |
| 18 |
Dead dog
- A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. Af... Read the whole joke |
| 19 |
Dead Kitten
- A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to one of the kittens. ... Read the whole joke |
| 20 |
Dead Or Alive
- An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little ... Read the whole joke |
| 21 |
Dead Plants
- Bombeck's Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!... Read the whole joke |
| 22 |
Dead Ringer, Part II
- With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader still need... Read the whole joke |
| 23 |
Deaf
- A man goes to his doctor and says, "I don't think my wife's hearing is as good as it used to be, wha... Read the whole joke |
| 24 |
Deaf Genie
- A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get s... Read the whole joke |
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Dealing with a lawyer
- A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you ... Read the whole joke |
