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Democrats vs. Republicans
- From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974, by Represent... Read the whole joke |
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Dentist Visit
- The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry... Read the whole joke |
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Deodorants
- Another blonde, another store. . .She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:"I need... Read the whole joke |
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Depressed Dentist
- What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.... Read the whole joke |
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Depressed Over Mother In Law
- Why Steve, you're so depressed today, what's the matter?Ah, well, I have had a quarrel with my mothe... Read the whole joke |
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Descriptions of people you may know!
- Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.1. Not the sharpes... Read the whole joke |
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Desert island encounter
- This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day, he sees a speck in the hor... Read the whole joke |
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Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
- Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they reached the gates of Heav... Read the whole joke |
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Diamond Ring
- A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. "Can I help you?" he asked. Re... Read the whole joke |
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Diaper Change
- Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it "good... Read the whole joke |
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Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
- Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season an... Read the whole joke |
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Dictionary of Evaluation Comments
- Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really sayingin all those glowing employee wor... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
- Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
- Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one day to buy some Flip Flips...... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
- Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every time he gets a hard-on, th... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
- Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? - Neither did he.... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
- Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her like a glove... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
- Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah...the cops got nothing to ... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...
- Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for ten to fifteen minutes.... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery...
- Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain merged with the A & P?Yup..now ... Read the whole joke |
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Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
- Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems she bent over... Read the whole joke |
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Did You Hear?
- Did you hear about the blonde who...had more on her body than on her mind?was called "Sanka" because... Read the whole joke |
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Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
- Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?one sip & you go out with a poof :0)Sent by Peter... Read the whole joke |
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Did You Miss Me?
- Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a week-long business trip in To... Read the whole joke |
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Didn\'t make the cut...
- A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1. You Are Different and That's Bad 2. The Boy Who D... Read the whole joke |
