||I Blew Chunks
- 3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in the course of the evening and the g... Read the whole joke
||I can hear clearly now...
- Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing it now?Dave: Yup. Cost me... Read the whole joke
||I can't feel my legs!
- A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my l... Read the whole joke
- As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth... Read the whole joke
||I don't know her
- A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.... Read the whole joke
||I dont want a ride!
- A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and said "If you get in, I'll give yo... Read the whole joke
||I hurt all over!
- A young woman said to her doctor, 'You have to help me, I hurt all over!''What do you mean?' said th... Read the whole joke
||I love my wife
- If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her chain is to lon... Read the whole joke
||I received a letter from my bank the other day...
- I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spe... Read the whole joke
||I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th... Read the whole joke
||I said...I really mean...
- THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be... Read the whole joke
- Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at their parents making lov... Read the whole joke
||I used my head
- Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder in bed.The first one went i... Read the whole joke
||I Wanna Be A Commie
- A man goes to the doctor for a checkup. After the checkup, the doctor tells the man he has bad news.... Read the whole joke
||I Want To Be Weighed
- The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. ... Read the whole joke
||I'd Do Anything
- A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pl... Read the whole joke
||I'll have nun of that!
- A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she was gaining a little weight. "G... Read the whole joke
- Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!... Read the whole joke
||I'm Moving Out!
- A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,"What are you doing?"She a... Read the whole joke
||I've got a rash
- This fella goes to the doctor and says"Doctor, I've got a rash round my cock, have you got anything ... Read the whole joke
- Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is sucking hers, one is biting... Read the whole joke
- Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde's freezer? A: She forgot the recipe.... Read the whole joke
- There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the... Read the whole joke
- A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting ... Read the whole joke
||Idaho Crazy Law
- Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a... Read the whole joke