||Kansas Crazy Law
- If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. The state ga... Read the whole joke
||Keep fit... die healthy.
- What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!... Read the whole joke
||Keep the Motor Running
- It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old girl.After a year she went... Read the whole joke
||Keep Your Seat, Please!
- A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.She t... Read the whole joke
||Keeps Her Youth
- How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!... Read the whole joke
||Kennedys, light bulbs
- How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to dri... Read the whole joke
||Kentucky Crazy Law
- No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, du... Read the whole joke
||Kewl Cat Quips!
- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped ... Read the whole joke
||Kewl Job Application!
- Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's availab... Read the whole joke
||Keys Locked In
- Q: Did you hear about the blonde man that locked his keys in his car? A: Took him an hour to get his... Read the whole joke
||Kid divorces his parents.
- There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them to court.The judge says, "do ... Read the whole joke
- A four year old girl was learning to say the Lord's Prayer. She was reciting it all by herself witho... Read the whole joke
||Kid's letters to God...cute!
- Here's a list of some cute letters kids have written to God:Dear GOD:Instead of letting people die a... Read the whole joke
||Kidnapped by a redneck?
- Q: How do you know you've been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He's asking 2 million dollars ransom in unm... Read the whole joke
||Kidneys for Brains
- The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had three tries or they would ... Read the whole joke
- Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday!... Read the whole joke
||Kids and Religion!
- A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th... Read the whole joke
||Kids In College
- One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer b... Read the whole joke
||Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
- TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going... Read the whole joke
- I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundr... Read the whole joke
||Kid\'s Letters to God
- Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -JaneDear GOD, I... Read the whole joke
||Killed Your Rooster!
- A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The roo... Read the whole joke
||King of the Jungle...
- A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey an... Read the whole joke
||Kiss Me The Way You Used To
- A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, "Darling, embrace me... Read the whole joke
- What do you find up a clean nose? Fingerprints... Read the whole joke