- La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...La Machine....little children.... Read the whole joke
||Lack Of Meat In Poland
- A Journalist has to write a story on the lack of meat in Poland. So he goes off to Poland and asks t... Read the whole joke
||Ladies - here's the Pefect Man!
- After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He's tan!*****... Read the whole joke
||Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
- Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them. Next mood... Read the whole joke
- What's the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee's?The pigmee's are a bunch o... Read the whole joke
||Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
- Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if th... Read the whole joke
- Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, At home ... Read the whole joke
- A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss the last one. Th... Read the whole joke
||Last Ditch Effort
- Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would be on academic ... Read the whole joke
||Last supper - last words.
- What were Jesus' last words at the last supper?"Ok, all you guys who want to be in the picture,get o... Read the whole joke
||Late For Work
- Late For WorkThe secretary came in late for work for the third day in a row.The boss called her into... Read the whole joke
||Late Payment Letter
- Gentlemen:I have just received your letter in regards to the bill I owe you. You said the bill shoul... Read the whole joke
- Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row? Donna: I dunno. How? Me: Tell her the... Read the whole joke
||Laughter Galore !!!
- Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.Why?Wife: When there is a problem, no... Read the whole joke
||Laughter On Monday
- Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!... Read the whole joke
- How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to s... Read the whole joke
||Lawrence Of Poland
- Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland... Read the whole joke
||Laws of ...
- * Lerman's Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time and money.Coro... Read the whole joke
||Laws of Household Physics
- Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as every other law in the unive... Read the whole joke
||Laws of Life
- Katz's Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other possibilities h... Read the whole joke
||Laws Of Work
- The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.If yo... Read the whole joke
||Lawyer and Sperm
- What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has a one in one million chance... Read the whole joke
||Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
- A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on a complex lawsuit when he s... Read the whole joke
||Lawyer hit by a car
- A lawyer's car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting out to see what was the matter,... Read the whole joke
||Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
- A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked "THE BOOK" and didn't ... Read the whole joke